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Asked in the article is this question: “If it’s wrong for the government to take the taxpayers’ money to promote religion, why is it OK to take taxpayers’ money to assault religion?”
All the brightest minds and intuitions swore and asserted that it was Phlogiston that allowed a wick to burn and burn despite downdrafts. This invisible ether, the motive power and contained fuel insisting on the everglow of flame.
They told the children of this. And phrenology, too.